|—||Jennifer Schaffer, A Checklist For The Age 19 (via qoldlush)|
This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat
Are you telling me there’s something in my state that isn’t shitty?
you am be any width you want!
but you still gotta wear one of them damn skirts.
TOW the Halloween Party
THE LAST ONE IM DYING
The second one is my favorite. It’s like he triggered a giant vacuum and was instantly pulled away out of sight.
The hilarious part is that it’s actually a really effective defensive reaction. There are predators that will go after cats, and while most of them are well-adapted to deal with a target that charges, dodges to the side, or turns and runs, very few have the slightest clue how to respond when their target goes straight up.
THEY BAT THE THINGS TOWARDS THEMSELVES AND THEN FREAK OUT AND JUMP UP